Throw your name under any categories you wish to be recognized as having skillz in.  Add skills if needed (I'm /trying/ to keep them in alphabetical order, but we'll see --1NF0)

 

Duckie (1.5 years improv at Whole World)
Kiki (enough years in performance arts)

dknowles
Logan
dub
K.C. (phreakmonkey)

DANtheMAN

/dev/nall

AQUATICS (what is this anyway?) (I was thinking about the fishtank stuff... couldn't think of the right term, and this is wrong... but whatever)

woz
K.C. (phreakmonkey) - PADI Certified Open Water diving (Is this what this means?)
kive (not sure either, but I know some of the fishies part)

ARDUINO

Peck

obscurity

Justin

DANtheMAN

ASTERISK
1NF0 (mid-range, certainly no expert)
dub (a little trixbox work)

dr.kaos

Ted
kive (I've run my own server and messed around with sip and the like, not an expert)
Yanek (can get one up&running, troubleshoot on the SW side)

AUTOMOBILES (NOTE: be sure to throw your name under applicable gas/diesel mechanics too! ;))
1NF0

Duckie (Builds HotRods + Auto Mechanic for a while after .com crash, have tools will travel)

obscurity (basic) (914 mostly)
Logan (basic, replacing alternators, starters, water pumps)
Agox (pimp my ride (also, race cars))
K.C. (phreakmonkey) - Has rebuilt engines, carburetors, fuel systems, suspensions, and electrical.  Not great at bodywork.

/dev/nall (VERY basic -- change tires, oil & oil filters, brake pads & rotors)

Porch: ex-pro racing mechanic

AVIATION

K.C. (phreakmonkey) - Certified Aircraft Single-Engine Land (ASEL) & current.  Own 1967 Cessna Skyhawk.
Yanek (PP-ASEL, Glider, operate an experimental aircraft out of GA27)
 

Sariel

nullset
Porch: current profession

Sarah (I have forgotten some recipes)

BOTANY

quantumFoam (bonsai, pond plants, host gardening for butterflies & hummingbirds)
Kiki

BUSINESS
Porch: BBA Management and Finance
Kiki: Marketing, PR and Advertising

CAD

obscurity (AutoCAD, Revit, Microstation)
dub (about 2 years of Pro/E, Rhinoceros, pre 2008 AutoCAD)

CCTV
1NF0 (conventional and IP; has some parts, adapters, and cabling for both)
arcon (mostly IP)

CHECK POINT
kive (CCSA/CCSE/CCMSE/CCMSE+VSX, hardware platforms from Crossbeam to Edge to appliances to whatever)

Duckie (Routers, Switches, PIX/ASA)

quantumFoam (CCNA)
kive (some r/s, isr [+nm-cids], pix/asa [+csc +aip +aim-ips], vpn3k, r/s security blades [fwsm, idsm-2], other misc stuff)

CISSP
kive (just listing this in case folks want help getting ready for the test)

CONSTRUCTION, BUILDING (to code)
1NF0 (has tools, prefers rough over finish)

Duckie (Well, some..)

obscurity

quantumFoam

dr.kaos
K.C. (phreakmonkey) (Some experience.)
Emonroe7 (5 years working for painting and remodeling business)
Porch: four years with two general contractors

/dev/nall

Emonroe7
Porch: Country Club Chef, 2000-2003
ambience (Food Network is like porn to me)
Kiki: Not cooking, kitchen science.

Ted (mysql, Oracle, MS SQL)
arcon (mysql, postgres, ms sql, access, design and coding)
1NF0 (limited Postgres)
berdote (SQL, MySQL)
sparr (SQL, mysql)
Yanek (mysql, postgres, oracle)

TheBeege( MySQL, SQL Server 2008)

Duckie

Dr. Kaos
Logan (actually on Debate team in HS) (no you weren't. -dr.kaos)

Ted

arcon

Emonroe7
ambience (LD fo' life)

DIESEL MECHANICS
1NF0
Yanek (sailboat engines)

/dev/nall (PS2, XBox, Xbox360, Wii (though Xbox and Wii are the only ones with non-warez uses))
ambience (PS2, GBA, Nintendo DS)

HOME AUTOMATION
arcon (familiar with various systems, working on homegrown...)
Yanek (x10)

ELECTRICAL, BUILDING (to code)
1NF0 (extensive single-phase experience, some 3-phase, has tools and equipment, not yet licensed)

Duckie

obscurity(basic)

quantumFoam
K.C. (phreakmonkey)  (Experience at 110/220V wiring & conduit, circuit breakers, &etc.  Not licensed.)
arcon (not licensed, experienced with wiring & conduit)

ELECTRICAL CIRCUITRY
Agox (I'm no ee, but I can solder)
K.C. (phreakmonkey) 

DANtheMAN
woz

arcon (breadboard, light pcb design, soldering)

Emonroe7
 

obscurity(basic) (including Eagle)
Logan (basic - Digital systems)

quantumFoam (basic & robotics)
K.C. (phreakmonkey)  Analog & Digital.  PIC Assembler, Parallax Basic, and some Atmel MCs.  

Ted (basic)

DANtheMAN
woz

Emonroe7
sparr (AVR microcontrollers mostly)
ambience

ENCRYPTION
dr.kaos (i teach the basics, not write algorithms)
K.C. (phreakmonkey) - Mostly implementation based.  Not algoithm design.

DANtheMAN

quantumFoam (model rockets hehe)
Agox (model rockets, general theory)
arcon (model rockets, fireworks maker, have chemicals)

FIREARMS
Porch: Mainly experience with autoloading pistols. Has Georgia Firearms License and carries daily. Knows the law better than most police officers.
Kiki: Doesn't require gunpowder, but I'm mean with a compound bow.

GASOLINE MECHANICS

Duckie

obscurity
Agox
K.C. (phreakmonkey)  Carburetors.  Some EFI experience.  Fuel pumps & systems. Brakes.  Cooling.  &etc.

FLASH DESIGN / EDITING

Ted  (no one say *anything*. It's true, but it's not something I'm proud of)

TheBeege (actionscript 3 wins)

Duckie (minor in gps tracking software + mobile devices)
Peck (understand using gps and various navigation techniques)
dub (assisted development and testing of soldier tracking hardware/software, ESRI software experience)
Agox (geocaching fun times)
K.C. (phreakmonkey) Avid Geocacher, Urban Explorer, and Aviation Navigation (GPS, VORs, NDBs, Dead Reckoning, Pilotage.)
Yanek (Aero/Marine nav)

GRAPHICS (including "photoshopping" and/or video editing/rendering)
Duckie (But it's been 15 years)

dknowles (I can get around in photoshop/illustrator okay)

obscurity(and a little Blender)
dub (some p-shop, some premiere, mspaint) hahahah.

dr.kaos
K.C. (phreakmonkey) - Decent at photography.  Kinda suck at everything else.

Ted (Art school. Photoshop, Maya, Illustrator, Flash, etc. For a long time.)

/dev/nall (Avid photographer; pretty good with Lightroom & Photoshop)
sparr (editing in GIMP, batch processing with ImageMagick, animation and effects in GIMP, GIMP-GAP, and Cinelerra)
Kiki: Photoshop, Illustrator, Photogrophy, Design and most Video-Editing software. It's my job.

TheBeege (Photoshop, Illustrator, GIMP, but only a tiny bit of all)

HAM (AMATEUR) RADIO
1NF0 (AF4H, Extra class, Also ARRL examiner)
nullset (ke4pqk, technician class,expired)
Agox (kf4tmp, tech class, expired)
K.C. (phreakmonkey) - KF4RAF.  Technician class.  Expired, but want to renew.
woz - KC2QFT, General
Kiki: podcast coming soon.

HARDWARE BUILDING / TROUBLESHOOTING
quantumFoam (servers, storage, and custom desktops)
dub (standard desktop and rack server stuff)
Agox
woz
arcon

/dev/nall (Desktop and rackmount servers)

Emonroe7
ambience
Yanek


HOMEBREW (Beers, wines, etc)
Peck(lots of beer and cider, havent done wine before but its pretty easy in comparison)
dknowles (my inlaws brew beer, and I want to start)

K.C. (phreakmonkey) (Beer.  Extract based and "mini-mash" based recipies.  3+ years experience)
Sarah (currently brewing first trial)

obscurity

Emonroe7f

 

HUMOR
1NF0

JUNIPER
kive (NS, SSG, ISG [+IDP], IDP, NSM -- a -little- r/s -- will have a few JNCIA/JNCIS certs shortly)

KNOWING WHEN TO STFU AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING
No one so far. (added by Logan)

Duckie
dr.kaos

arcon
kive
Porch: BBA (look how far that got me)
Kiki: Marketing only gets so far without people to do it.
 

DANtheMAN(it is my major :/)

arcon (armchair mathematician)
sparr (up to basic Calculus)
 

Duckie (15 years + Teaching Yoshukai)

Justin(15 years...of watching kung fu movies)
dub (half Korean...I have the look)

donald (Yang Taiji Chuan, played with some others)

Porch: 10 years or so Kung su Do, High School wrestler, Boxing
ambience (Judo, BJJ, Kickboxing)

quantumFoam (basic, building a forge!)

 

Ted (iPhone, some Palm)
ambience (Game Boy Advance)
Yanek (iphone SDK dev)

Duckie (RC Airplanes)

obscurity(various but lately mostly Architectural)

quantumFoam (plastic models of all sorts, miniatures)
Yanek (RC planes/copters)

 

obscurity (Blender, 3DStudio MAX (several versions ago), Sketchup)

Ted (Maya)

MUSIC
Justin (Guitar, Bass, Pro-Tools, Turntable)

donald (hand drums, various SW)

/dev/nall (Rock Band, Guitar Hero (ok, and some guitar, keyboards, and drums))
Kiki: Percussion for 7 years, some singing background.

TheBeege (singing for as long as I can remember)

NETWORK (including software and wiring)
1NF0 (has tools and parts for wiring)

Duckie  (has tools and parts for wiring)

dknowles (has tools & parts for wiring)

Sariel
Logan

quantumFoam (MCSE, CCNA)
dub (tools + parts, can terminate the heck out of cat5 and 6, familiar with network auditing tools)
K.C. (phreakmonkey)  (Yet another cabling jockey)
dr.kaos

Ted
arcon (tools and parts for wiring ethernet, designed small to medium dc and corporate networks, routing including ospf, no bgp)
berdote
kive (WAN/GAN, sporadic IGP/EGP knowledge)
/dev/nall (making/running cables, basic IP stuff)
Yanek (tcp and udp programming in several languages, most common RFC protocols)

TheBeege (the basics you learn from forcing games to work and setting up all your friends' routers)

OBSOLETE TECHNOLOGY
1NF0 (Late 80s/early 90s computing)

Duckie (Late 80's and above. Some say i'm even obsolete myself)

quantumFoam (Apple ][ hw & sw, vintage gaming, vacuum tubes)
dub (own a copy of 'Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?' for Macintosh on floppy)
K.C. (phreakmonkey)  <- becoming more obsolete by the minute
dr.kaos

Ted
arcon (collecting a small computer museum and game console collection at the house)

/dev/nall (Early 80s (8086s) to present, vintage gaming, analog music synths)

Emonroe7 (I love working with Nixie Tubes)

PLUMBING
1NF0 (including copper soldering, iron/steel, PVC)

Emonroe7 (Copper and PVC)

PROGRAMMING (note languages)

Justin C. (C/++/#, Java, Perl, assembly)

Sariel (Java/C++/TSQL)
nullset (C, assembly, SNOBOL, Befunge)
Peck(C/x86/ppc/enough python,ruby,perl to get by/ passable bash)
dknowles (python/JavaScript/Java/C++/perl-if-you-make-me-but-i-won't-be-happy/php-if-you-don't-mind-me-vomiting-on-you)
Logan (vb, c#, (asp & .net) MS SQL  , php/MySQL )
K.C. (phreakmonkey) (C, python, bash, 8088 ASM, PIC ASM, Parallax MC Basic, some cobol.)

Ted (Java, C, Objective-C, Actionscript, Javascript, python, bash, some ruby, a little php)

DANtheMAN(Java, C++, C, C for CUDA(Learning), VHDL)
woz (Ada)

arcon (c(++)?,python,php,bash,basic,java,perl,javascript,(turbo )?pascal,ruby,scheme,self,lisp,smalltalk,piet,erlang,haskell,forth,prolog,sql,tcl/tk,vb( script)?,xslt/xpath,regular expressions,light x86 assembly)
berdote (Python, SQL, bash)

Emonroe7(Java, Learning a few others)
sparr (C, C++, PHP.  Some perl, java, python)
ambience (C, C#, Java, Python, Ruby, PHP, Perl, MATLAB)
Yanek (c, c++, perl, awk, java, python, ruby, pl/sql, dabbling in common LISP and Clojure)

TheBeege (C, C#, Java, PHP, SQL, Python, HTML, CSS, ActionScript 3)

RAILROADING

REMOTE CONTROL (RF)

ROBOTICS
nullset ( First Robotics mentor for Norcross High School, former VP of atlanta hobby robot club)

quantumFoam (BEAM)
Agox (First Robotics at Chamblee high school; ask me about the AwareChair)

Ted (Mindstorms)
berdote (Mindstorms, but not much)

Emonroe7 (Mindstorms and dabbled with other,  enjoy the mechanical part much more than the programming though)
Yanek (in a past life)

SAFETY
nullset (Safety glasses should be ABSOLUTELY BE REQUIRED anywhere that machining is being done.....)

quantumFoam (very familiar with PPE and MSDS)
ambience (not dead yet)

SATELLITE TELEVISION
dub (own complete set of free-to-air satellite hardware. Will try to retrieve from Columbus and bring to ATL)
K.C. (phreakmonkey) (Own several DBS dishes, and one KU band dish.  Used to be into FTA receivers.)

 

SECURITY (physical)
1NF0 (familiarity with GE Concorde and Ademco panels)

Duckie (Camera Systems - light exp, Locks)

dr.kaos
K.C. (phreakmonkey)  (Active urban explorer, climber.  Oh, is that the wrong side?)

DANtheMAN(locks)
arcon (keyscan access control and basic understanding of security systems)
kive (varied -- requirements/implementation, large facility/campus physical security design, biometrics)
Porch: three summers working for Operational Security Systems, mainly installing access control and cctv

SEWING
Sarah (I'm no tailor, but it works)
Porch: I once stitched together a dress out of shoestrings and newspaper. I looked pretty
Kiki: machine sewing, hand sewing and embroidery. Also knitting and crocheting, which counts as fabric (right?). Basic home-stuffs and clothing, plus costumes.
Yanek (sailmaking, industrial sewing machines)

SOLAR
woz

SPELLING
1NF0 (#1 grade 6 spelling bee... but not quite that good now ;))
Kiki: English major.

obscurity
dr.kaos

Ted
Yanek (biplane, catamaran)

TRUCKING (have truck, will drive to pick up CL or other items)
cjr (live/work ITP)
woz (small pickup, but fits most things)

Porch: no longer have CDL, but have driven tractor trailer from coast to coast and into Canada
The Rapid Response team has cars and trucks on limited availability

WAN (including software and hardware)

Duckie
dub (mostly using Vyatta for routing but some work with t1 over Ethernet)

dr.kaos
K.C. (phreakmonkey) (Frame Relay, ADSL, SDSL, some ATM experience)

arcon (Frame Relay, T1, SDSL)

WIRELESS TECHNOLOGY
dub (2.4GHz and 900MHz in wooded terrain)

Ted (a while ago.)
Kiki: Dreamweaver, HTML and some CSS

TheBeege (HTML/CSS)

WEB PROGRAMMING

Ted (daily. Way too daily.)
arcon (frequently, prefer lampy)
ambience (sadly)

TheBeege (gonna end up being my job)

WELDING
1NF0 (functional, but not passable professional)

Duckie

obscurity(MIG mostly)

quantumFoam (arc & MIG, brazing)
Agox (functional like 1NF0)

K.C. (phreakmonkey) (Some, but need referesher.  But I do have riveting experience.)
Porch: TIG and some MIG, mostly for non-structural race-car parts
 

Duckie (light VMware)

Sariel (ESX up to 3.5.1)

dknowles (some xen)

Justin (VirtualBox)
dub (the free VMware stuff, some VirtualBox, has anyone tried enomaly? http://src.enomaly.com/ )

dr.kaos (i'm a vmware instructor, teach enterprise virtualization for part of my day job :)
arcon (mid-range vmware)
1NF0 (some Ganeti)
kive (ESX, ESXi - have taken both VMware classes for 3.5)
Yanek (professionally)